Saturday, 22 July 2017

The President's Mass & Family Bar-B-Q

The President's Mass and Family Bar-B-Q was held once again at St Edward the Confessor's Church on Sunday 9th of July. The weather was perfect, not too hot, and many brothers sported shorts not to be recommended though for circle meetings! Following Mass, conducted by Deacon Michael Phillips, the congregation swarmed into the Garden area anticipating a lavish Bar-B-Q lunch. They were not disappointed!

As usual, the attendance was high and so, I understand, was the consumption of alcohol which was responsibly served by Bro. Guillermo.The day passed without a hitch apart from the irritating high pitched bleeping of the Church's smoke alarm no doubt activated by the Bar-B-Q Boys' burnt offerings! Eventually, and after many attempts, the alarm was turned off. All in all, it was a great day but Bro. Barry and Bro. Claude were sorely missed.

The Venue
Contemplating the task ahead
How long will the sausages be?
About this long!
I think we're being followed!
What's in the bag? Sandwiches, just in case there wasn't enough food to go round!
Whatshisname ably assisted by St Edward trying to turn off the smoke alarm!
Well done St Edward and Whatshisname
Hey, is that Mr Kool?
It sure is!
And here comes Mrs Kool!
Hi there!
Two kools for words!
The naughty boys area!
Even more corn than in Bro. CMKOs captions!
Chilling out!
That must be Mr Kool's kool box?
Can I tempt you with another slice of one million calorie gateaux?
Enjoying the fruits of his labours!
Don't clap yet I haven't finished!
This is all so boring!
She says she had four helpings of each dessert!
It looks to me like she's had a trifle too much!
A future 'Catwalk Queen' with parents and siblings
Whaddya mean you've run out of Bollinger?!!!
Oh well, it looks like I'll have to make do with a vintage Asti Spumanti instead!
The Flower Girls in abeyance
Bro. VP announcing the floral presentation
The floral procession
The ladies in waiting
Blooming lovely!
I'm going to request a dishwasher for next year!
Winding down
The end of a great day with no one reported missing due to over indulgance!


Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Fathers and Sons Evening

Due to the usual venue, Guildford Golf Club, being unavailable on Wednesday 5th July, the Father's and Son's Night was held on the following evening, Thursday 6th July. Things kicked off as usual with drinks in the bar and on the terrace. The bell rang at 7.30 pm announcing the circle meeting which was followed by dinner. Our resident photographer, Bro. Chris Devereux, took a plethora of photographs a selection of which are shown below.
Posing on the terrace
Posing in the bar
A bad hair day!
During the meeting, Bro. Dave took the opportunity to demonstrate the karate punch 'Oisuke' to Bro. Peter
What made you buy a pink jacket?
I saw it and just had to have it!
Why does Bro. John always look so pleased with himself?
Phwoar! have you seen the new waitress?
We certainly have!!!!
Please, tell me how to stop him singing!
Why are you taking off your tie?
Because I'm feeling a bit hot and sleepy
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
That joke was just as funny as it was last year!
Fancy cracking open another bottle?
Just make sure you don't have more than me!
I love the way you've done your hair
Ok, own up, who hasn't paid their share of the wine?!!!!
Why do you wear those rather loud braces? To keep my trousers up!
Eyes down for a full mouth!
I couldn't eat another thing!
Neither can I, I'm off home!